The weird rules came and I was selected to represent the Dragon Kingdom in the war.
The global live broadcast is launched. If it fails, the national fortune will decline, but if it succeeds, the country will take off.
When all the chosen ones are trembling and walking on thin ice amid the strange rules——
I took out the medical records I brought from the mental hospital.
[Diagnosis: intermittent hyperactivity, accompanied by logical cognitive restructuring]
The doctor added in the medical record:
"This patient believes that weird rules are meant to be broken."
So——
"Do not enter the ward at night," the rules say.
I held a party in the ward at midnight with a stereo, and squatted in the corner crying.
The rule says: "Don't trust your reflection in a mirror."
I asked the man in the mirror to help me, and he tricked me into getting three life-saving amulets.
The rules say: "There are no meat dishes in the cafeteria. Please do not eat them if you see them."
I stuck the "braised pork" on the ward rounding doctor's face, and he spit out that he never wanted to eat meat again in his life.
While the Foreign Chosen Ones were still cracking the first rule, I was already forced to weirdly modify the rule book.
Before the tragic death of the Chosen One from Sakura Kingdom, he left a message: "The one from Dragon Kingdom... Seems to have ruined the ghost story."
Audiences from Kimchi Country protested: "He must have cheated! How could a normal person pass the level like this!"
The barrage in the Longguo live broadcast room flooded the screen: "Jiang Chen, please stop being so arrogant, Wei Wei is almost pissed off by you!"
Until the final copy, the source of the strangeness came in person.
He coldly pronounces the absolute rule: "All rebellious behavior is prohibited here."
I held up the medical record and asked with a smile:
"Hello, I'm a psychopath."
