"Tang Monk, this is my new boyfriend."
Unexpectedly, the latter showed his true form, Xiao Zhuanfeng, and ate Tang Seng's girlfriend with his backhand, and then opened his bloody mouth to devour Tang Seng, who really made him salivate... What! ? Tang Seng grabbed his upper jaw with one hand and his lower jaw with the other and tore him in half.
"Tang Monk, I will take you to see a good show."
A college classmate, disguised as the Monkey King Monkey King, asked Tang Seng to unlock the 500-year-old seal for her. However, she never imagined that it was the Monkey King six-eared macaque. After unsealing the seal, she asked Monk Tang, "Should Monk Tang's meat be steamed or braised?"... What! ? Was she torn in half by you too?
"I have raised my son for almost 30 years, and I couldn't bear to eat him, but you tore him in half! Give me your Tang Monk meat!"
A crescent shovel in my hand can change things and release thunder and lightning. My son is dead and I want to eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat, but that's not too much... What! ? Did you tear him in half too?
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After Tang Seng's girlfriend was eaten, Tang Seng realized that his surname was not Tang Seng, but a walking elixir of longevity, Sequence Tang Seng!
If monsters eat his flesh, they can fly to the ground; if ghosts eat his bones, they can live as long as heaven!
After hearing the news that Sequence·Tang Seng reappeared in the world, all the monsters went crazy and tried every means to fight for Tang Seng's meat and hunt down Tang Seng at all costs!
Tang Monk sneered and revealed his iron fist as big as a sandbag: "Whoever eats me will be crushed to pieces! Whoever offends me will be destroyed! Who will be torn in half next!? Who else!?"
[Anti-routine Journey to the West + Sequentially cool writing, high energy throughout the whole process without any irritation, tearing apart demons at the beginning, conquering the world all the way!