[Fantasy / One Female Lead / Yandere, Germaphobic Empress / A Tribute to All the Unlucky Kids / Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts / The Heroine Has Her Own Agenda]
After transmigrating, Wang Feng found himself bound by a master-disciple System to a crazy empress. Fine, he could live with that.
Then he got stuck with a rotten System that drained his lifespan. Fine, it gave him a few acres of spiritual fields, where growing spirit fruit could extend his life.
Then it required the empress’s emotional points to water the crops. Want to rack up emotional points? Fine, just swallow his pride and suck up to her.
When he needed something, Wang Feng was a consummate actor: “Master, this… Master, that…” He poured tea, ran errands, and laid on the flattery so thick it could have been honey.
When he didn’t need anything, it was “Mm-hmm, all right, got it. You go ahead,” and then he’d vanish in a flash.
His motto was simple: use it, then move on. No point in making himself miserable.
But then things took a turn for the worse.
One day, Wang Feng woke up groggily in a bamboo hut and looked up to see a stunning woman sitting by the window.
Her eyes shone like the stars and moon. Dressed in white, she was cool and otherworldly, so beautiful that he froze on the spot.
“Um… miss, are you thirsty? Hungry? Would you like me to pour you some tea?”
He weighed every word, terrified of offending such a beauty.
Little did he know that this otherworldly beauty, who had left him utterly awestruck,
was actually the crazy empress in her true form.
One day, in his master’s bedchamber,
Leng Qingxue dropped her carefully maintained aloof facade, revealing her breathtaking face as she looked at him with a knowing smile.
“My little disciple, when you were trying to butter me up back then… you didn’t act like this.”
Wang Feng stared at the face before him, identical to the “otherworldly beauty’s.” His whole body trembled, and the smile just beginning to form on his face slowly froze…
I’m done for.
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