Lin Yue, a retired special forces soldier, accidentally traveled through time on his way back to his hometown and became Emperor Xin, the king of Shang Zhou who had just finished writing an obscene poem on the statue of Nuwa. He was also bound to the "Faint King Development System".
He was overjoyed, this was simply a paradise! The goal is clear: complete the system's death mission to get rewards, hide in the palace to enjoy peace and happiness, and wait for the collapse of the Shang Dynasty to run away.
But who would have thought that the path of the faint king would go astray all the way: the system asked him to burn the Nuwa Palace, but he was afraid of being punished by God, so he carried the statue back to the palace to "worship it every day", avoiding accountability and receiving rewards; he was asked to search for people's fat, but he felt that it was a waste of the people, so he directly plundered the small treasury of corrupt officials, and even gained the hearts of the people when the treasury was full. , He felt aggrieved and complained, "I just want to be a tyrant"; when he was asked to repair Lutai for lewdness, he changed it into a military fortress + granary and canal, and was praised for his foresight; when he was asked to favor the demon concubine and accepted him, Daji was actually moved by his "absurd kindness" and turned around to help him build an intelligence network and catch spies.
When the Battle of the Gods began, Ji Fa brought the Golden Immortal of Chan to defeat Zhou. Lin Yue's first reaction was to surrender and become the Supreme Emperor, but he was put on the battlefield by hundreds of civil and military officials. The casually mentioned special forces tactics won the battle, the magic weapon thrown randomly broke the immortal formation, and Xiqi was conquered by force and unified the three realms.
Lin Yue squatted on the dragon chair and broke down crying: "System! I want to be a faint king, not a holy king!"
The system was silent for a long time: "Host, you are so messed up, you are really the chosen one who was chosen by God..."
This is a funny and refreshing novel in which the protagonist tries his best to seek death, but becomes a god and saves a big businessman from collapse along the way. It is packed with laughs and full of excitement!
