I, Sikong Lian, woke up one day as an "antique" in the cultivation world.
I had barely left the mountain gate when a spatial glitch dropped me right into the bath of the current Demon Venerable.
Our eyes met through the swirling steam. Perfect, his face turned red, and my heart started racing.
I later learned that this big shot wasn't just at the peak of martial prowess. He was also secretly a lovesick romantic and a master of memorable one-liners.
All I had to do was blink without thinking, and he would imagine an entire tragic love story spanning three lifetimes.
I only meant to find my master quietly, but our group kept growing:
A stunningly strong, tragic senior sister, with her sunny, mischievous junior brother who lives for her approval;
A wily, sharp-tongued big shot from the Netherworld, dead set on winning over a cold, secretly flirtatious sword cultivator who finds him annoying but indulges him anyway.
The six of us became the "Karmic Demolition Crew," feared throughout the Three Realms.
Our motto: "I don't care about your karma, but if you mess with my people, we'll be your comeuppance."
White lotuses? We put them firmly in their place.
Big villains? We take out their whole lair.
It wasn't until the final showdown with the mastermind who had thrown the Three Realms into chaos that we discovered...
This deranged karma had the same source as my missing master.
[Reading Guide]
◆ One-on-one romance, happy ending, a six-person main cast, and three canon couples. Everyone's smart, and both friendship and romance are sweet!
◆ Love at first sight, second chances, and the Heavenly Dao repaying a kindness: there's a couple for everyone.
◆ A bold, flirtatious, foxlike goddess × an artsy, lovesick Demon Venerable. Expect mutual devotion and top-tier pampering.
