[Lighthearted and witty, mind-bending suspense, rules-based horror, licensed driver]
“So you're saying... you have an electronic girlfriend who lives in another world, and she's an immortal who can summon wind and rain and control flying swords?”
“Yes. Her name is Ye Qingcheng. She's seventeen, and we've been together for almost a year.”
Li Zhenfeng grinned and nodded emphatically.
Talking about his anime wife brought a blissful smile to his face.
“Mm-hmm, I'm listening.”
The psychiatrist nodded repeatedly, writing one note after another in the case log: severe delusions, anime persecution complex...
“By the way.”
“Since your... electronic girlfriend is an immortal, would you mind showing me what she can do?”
The doctor suddenly looked up, adjusted his glasses, and asked Li Zhenfeng with keen interest.
“For example... how about smashing that vase in my office?”
He pointed to the vase in the corner.
“Sure.”
“Then I'll look forward to, ”
KRA-KOOM!!!
Lightning crashed down from the sky, illuminating the doctor's horrified eyes.
“You... you're not crazy! I'm the one who's crazy!!”