Li Que transmigrates into the world of cultivation and binds himself to the “God-Tier Choice System.” As long as he makes the most outrageous, socially humiliating, and downright inhuman choices, he’ll receive god-tier rewards!
A cold and aloof Holy Maiden shows up from the start to break off their engagement? [Option A]: Roar, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!” and make a three-year pact. (Reward: One rusty iron sword, beginning a tragic good-for-nothing’s journey.) [Option B]: Drop to his knees and cry, “How can I go on without you?” and beg her to stay. (Reward: Top-Tier Backup Plan title, becoming the laughingstock of the entire sect.) [Option C]: Gaze at her tenderly, refuse all compensation, and publicly demand the “ice silkworm ribbon” from her leg so he can take it home and wipe his sword with it! (Reward: Desolate Ancient Sacred Body + MAX Charm!)
To grow stronger, Li Que chooses C with tears in his eyes. He expects everyone to curse him, but the story takes a sudden turn...
The aloof Holy Maiden’s eyes turn red: “To sever our ties and help me prove the Dao, he was willing to ruin his own reputation, even if the whole world despised him, just so he could keep a memento... He still has feelings for me!” The lovesick junior sister blushes: “He ignored my sword and pinned me against the wall in front of everyone. He even said I look like his deceased Dao Companion. He loves me so much!” The loli elder cries: “He gave me ‘Happy Water’ and told me to call him big brother. He truly understands me, what an unparalleled great expert!”
From then on, the cultivation world gains a “scumbag legend” who makes male cultivators grind their teeth and female cultivators lose themselves in wishful thinking. Faced with everyone’s misunderstanding, Li Que spreads his hands, looking utterly innocent:
“Don’t fall for me. It won’t end well, unless you have more spirit stones than I do.”
“I really just want to grow stronger, and maybe give all the female cultivators in the world a home along the way. Is that wrong?”
[The author's brief thoughts on his knees begging for mercy] Dear readers, Yanzu, who has eight-pack abs, and Yifei, who is as beautiful as a flower, hello everyone! The humble author Jun is here to meet you on his knees with his newly released funny and imaginative new book! Orz! Before I start the pit, I have a few heartfelt words (and a few declarations of a strong desire to survive) that I would like to chat with you: 1. About the ingredients of this book (important!): This book contains a very high amount of stories and extremely complex ingredients. Including but not limited to: system going crazy, the protagonist being forced to die in society, all members being disfigured (self-guided strategy), large-scale Shura fields, mudslides in the world of immortality, etc. When reading a book, it is recommended to store your brain first (the author provides free storage service here), and do not delve into it with logic! We have only one goal: laugh out your abs! I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my neighbor called the police! 2. About the protagonist Li Que (blame-shifting statement): Please remember that Li Que is a pure and upright good boy (probably)! All the outrageous, perverted, and scumbag behaviors he did were all forced by the dog system! It's the system's fault! If you want to criticize, then criticize the system, but don't criticize the author. The author is timid and cannot be intimidated (trembling. Jpg). The slogan shouted: As long as I have no quality, morality cannot kidnap me! 3. About the heroines (preview of what to watch): This book has many heroines, and Shura Field is indispensable. Whether they are the cold-blooded Bai Yueguang, the yandere junior girl in black stockings, or the contrasting and adorable Lolita elder, they all have one thing in common - they are extremely good at brainstorming and self-strategy. You can look forward to seeing how the heroines moved themselves to tears when the protagonist is obviously playing a gangster. 4. A humble request for data (shown in a poor picture): The seedlings of the new book are very fragile and urgently need the care of all the bosses! Please add to the bookshelf! Please give me a five-star review (don't give me a low score)! Please click on that free "power for love"! Each of your reminders and comments is the motivation for the author to break the keyboard while typing! Whether the author's bacteria can eat instant noodles with a braised egg is all up to everyone! As long as the data is good, the keyboard will spark fire! Without further ado, Li Que's social death... Oh no, the road to becoming stronger begins soon! Everyone, fasten your seat belts and let's get going! [Ask for attention][Ask for attention][Ask for attention]