Li Que traveled through the world of immortality and was bound to the "god-level selection system". As long as you make the most outrageous, social, and anti-human choice, you can get god-level rewards!
At the beginning, the cold saint came to break the engagement? [Option A]: Roaring "Thirty years to the east of Hedong, thirty years to the west of Hexi" and making a three-year agreement. (Reward: A rusty iron sword, starting a life of misery and waste) [Option B]: Kneel down and cry, "How can I live without you?", Humbly trying to stay. (Reward: The title of the best spare tire, becoming the laughing stock of the whole sect) [Option C]: Look at her affectionately, refuse all compensation, and publicly ask for the "ice silk ribbon" on her leg to take back to clean the sword! (Reward: Ancient Holy Body + Charm Value MAX!)
In order to become stronger, Li Que chose C with tears in his eyes. He thought that everyone would shout and beat him, but unexpectedly, the style of painting suddenly changed——
The eyes of the aloof saint were red: "In order to cut off the love and help me prove the Taoism, he did not hesitate to slander his reputation. Even if he was spurned by thousands of people, he would still remember me... He has me in his heart!" The sickly junior sister blushed: "He ignored my sword and raped me in public, and said that I looked like his dead Taoist companion. He loved me so much!" Elder Loli cried: "He gave me 'happy water' and asked me to call me Oni-chan. He is a peerless power who understands me!"
Since then, a "scumbag legend" has emerged in the world of immortality cultivation that makes male cultivators gnash their teeth and female cultivators frantically attack themselves. Faced with everyone's misunderstanding, Li Que spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "Don't love me, there will be no result, unless you have more spiritual stones than me." "I really just want to become stronger and give the world's female cultivators a home. Is this wrong?"
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[The author's brief thoughts on his knees begging for mercy]
Dear readers, Yanzu, who has eight-pack abs, and Yifei, who is as beautiful as a flower, hello everyone!
The humble author Jun is here to meet you on his knees with his newly released funny and imaginative new book! Orz!
Before I start the pit, I have a few heartfelt words (and a few declarations of a strong desire to survive) that I would like to chat with you:
1. About the ingredients of this book (important!): This book contains a very high amount of stories and extremely complex ingredients. Including but not limited to: system going crazy, the protagonist being forced to die in society, all members being disfigured (self-guided strategy), large-scale Shura fields, mudslides in the world of immortality, etc. When reading a book, it is recommended to store your brain first (the author provides free storage service here), and do not delve into it with logic! We have only one goal: laugh out your abs! I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my neighbor called the police!
2. About the protagonist Li Que (blame-shifting statement): Please remember that Li Que is a pure and upright good boy (probably)! All the outrageous, perverted, and scumbag behaviors he did were all forced by the dog system! It's the system's fault! If you want to criticize, then criticize the system, but don't criticize the author. The author is timid and cannot be intimidated (trembling. Jpg). The slogan shouted: As long as I have no quality, morality cannot kidnap me!
3. About the heroines (preview of what to watch): This book has many heroines, and Shura Field is indispensable. Whether they are the cold-blooded Bai Yueguang, the yandere junior girl in black stockings, or the contrasting and adorable Lolita elder, they all have one thing in common - they are extremely good at brainstorming and self-strategy. You can look forward to seeing how the heroines moved themselves to tears when the protagonist is obviously playing a gangster.
4. A humble request for data (shown in a poor picture): The seedlings of the new book are very fragile and urgently need the care of all the bosses! Please add to the bookshelf! Please give me a five-star review (don't give me a low score)! Please click on that free "power for love"! Each of your reminders and comments is the motivation for the author to break the keyboard while typing! Whether the author's bacteria can eat instant noodles with a braised egg is all up to everyone!
As long as the data is good, the keyboard will spark fire! Without further ado, Li Que's social death... Oh no, the road to becoming stronger begins soon! Everyone, fasten your seat belts and let's get going!
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[The author's brief thoughts on his knees begging for mercy] Dear readers, Yanzu, who has eight-pack abs, and Yifei, who is as beautiful as a flower, hello everyone! The humble author Jun is here to meet you on his knees with his newly released funny and imaginative new book! Orz! Before I start the pit, I have a few heartfelt words (and a few declarations of a strong desire to survive) that I would like to chat with you: 1. About the ingredients of this book (important!): This book contains a very high amount of stories and extremely complex ingredients. Including but not limited to: system going crazy, the protagonist being forced to die in society, all members being disfigured (self-guided strategy), large-scale Shura fields, mudslides in the world of immortality, etc. When reading a book, it is recommended to store your brain first (the author provides free storage service here), and do not delve into it with logic! We have only one goal: laugh out your abs! I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my neighbor called the police! 2. About the protagonist Li Que (blame-shifting statement): Please remember that Li Que is a pure and upright good boy (probably)! All the outrageous, perverted, and scumbag behaviors he did were all forced by the dog system! It's the system's fault! If you want to criticize, then criticize the system, but don't criticize the author. The author is timid and cannot be intimidated (trembling. Jpg). The slogan shouted: As long as I have no quality, morality cannot kidnap me! 3. About the heroines (preview of what to watch): This book has many heroines, and Shura Field is indispensable. Whether they are the cold-blooded Bai Yueguang, the yandere junior girl in black stockings, or the contrasting and adorable Lolita elder, they all have one thing in common - they are extremely good at brainstorming and self-strategy. You can look forward to seeing how the heroines moved themselves to tears when the protagonist is obviously playing a gangster. 4. A humble request for data (shown in a poor picture): The seedlings of the new book are very fragile and urgently need the care of all the bosses! Please add to the bookshelf! Please give me a five-star review (don't give me a low score)! Please click on that free "power for love"! Each of your reminders and comments is the motivation for the author to break the keyboard while typing! Whether the author's bacteria can eat instant noodles with a braised egg is all up to everyone! As long as the data is good, the keyboard will spark fire! Without further ado, Li Que's social death... Oh no, the road to becoming stronger begins soon! Everyone, fasten your seat belts and let's get going! [Ask for attention][Ask for attention][Ask for attention]