Mr. Poisonous Tongue King Takes Me to Eat Melon Together

The author understands the essence of "Internet cool writing", the pace is so fast, and the reversals are so many. The whole process was filled with soaring adrenaline and abdominal muscles cramped by laughter. Especially the sentence "No CP, because CP affects eating melons" is simply sober in the world! In the face of an absolute melon-eating career, love brain? Doesn't exist! No matter what kind of CP, there is no greater joy than teaming up with my niece to "remove harm for the people" (and eat melon by the way). I will recommend this book to everyone around me. I always love passionate and vivid writing. The plot of the whole book is very compact and the writing is very good! ! ! I feel like the only drawback is that it's not finished yet! ! ! I love it so much! ! ! ! I want to watch your new plot every day, just like following a favorite TV series. Every episode makes me excited and I can't wait to know what will happen next! Let's work together and look forward to more surprises!

The author of "Orange Cat Overwhelms the Kang" has constructed a quite novel combination of characters: a vicious-tongued retired man with a soft heart and Lin Xiaoyue, his niece's nanny who is capable of fighting and resisting. This kind of partnership between young and old brings a sense of joy. The biggest highlight of the book is the setting of the "eating melon system". The protagonist punishes the best by predicting gossip information. Not only is the pace fast, but the slap-in-the-face plot is also very relaxing. The comments in the introduction such as "play it lightly" make people smile. If you like daily stories that are lighthearted, humorous, and full of fireworks, this book is definitely not to be missed.

, Easy to decompress and read. Retired uncle Wang Tiezhu is bound to the melon-eating system and comes with a poisonous tongue buff. He is paired with Lin Xiaoyue, the niece who has a full force value to protect his shortcomings, forming a contrasting partner of "a strong-mouthed king + violent output". The old man relies on mind-reading to accurately explode people's hearts, and every sentence he criticizes touches people's hearts, and slaps in the face never happen overnight; the heroine punches gangsters, slaps evil women, and cooperates with the old man to clean up all kinds of strange things. The plot is fast-paced and densely packed with exciting moments. It includes both the brutal stuff in the workplace and in life, as well as the warmth of small characters joining forces to fight evil and promote good. The contrast between the vicious tongue-lashing and the violent defense of shortcomings is full, and the funny and exciting points are intertwined. You can follow the updates without using your brain. It is an excellent tool to relieve stress during the book shortage.

If you feel that you have been under a lot of pressure recently, I highly recommend reading this book. You don't need to carry any mental burden, it's just fun. While pretending to be a slap in the face, it is actually making up for the shortcomings of reality. Many things that happen in the story have prototypes in reality, but when I think about it carefully, I feel a deep sense of powerlessness. Others laugh at you because you are too crazy, and you laugh at them because they cannot see through it. Although this article is still joyful in general, why do I feel that it has touched the core of tragedy, which is the helplessness of small people and ordinary people when they face people and things without a bottom line. Personal opinion, different opinions, overall, it is worth watching.

Suddenly one day I was bound to the melon eating system. Mind-reading + melon-eating + brainless cool writing) If you don't accept it, do it and slap you in the face. It's a real slap in the face and a crushing blow to the bones. Good-looking [love][love][love](●♡∀♡)

A very favorite novel. The venomous uncle + the sassy niece, eating melons and writing the ceiling. There are no cliché CP routines, just pure fun. The subject matter is novel and unique, the writing is delicate and smooth, and the plot is coherent and reasonable, making it hard to put down. Love it, love it, support the author, give the author crazy shout-outs [send heart][send heart][send heart]

This book is amazing! Retired man Wang Tiezhu was accidentally bound to the "melon-eating system", and from then on he was so happy that he was slapped in the face. From the death scene of being "kissed unconscious" by a pig, to the shocking scene of tearing apart a poisonous matchmaker and exposing a serial killer, every chapter is full of laughter and excitement. The protagonist is eloquent, the supporting characters are all vivid, and it is full of suspense + humor + community fireworks. See how Uncle Tiezhu uses the system to conquer all the people in the city and do justice for heaven. After reading it in one sitting, you can't stop at all! Highly recommended, it's worth it!

Retired Uncle Wang started the melon-eating system, and the first melon was his own social death. Fortunately, the mind-reading skills provided by the system made him stronger and stronger. The plot is about to take off, and the twists and turns are so ridiculous that it makes readers laugh until they have cramps. It is a very enjoyable and refreshing novel.

A poisonous-tongued uncle paired with an extremely powerful man to protect his short-lived niece, this contrasting pair is so awesome! It is an easy and relaxing read, the plot is fast-paced, the funny bits are dense, and the slaps in the face never happen overnight. It is simply an excellent "electronic pickle" during the book shortage period.

The protagonist in the book has a very tense partnership with Uncle Wang, an old man and a young man. One is the nanny Lin Xiaoyue who is extremely powerful, and the other is a melon-eating intelligence agent who takes command. The plot focuses on fast-paced slaps in the face and hilarious exchanges, and the non-blood relationship setting makes the interaction full of endless reverie. If you are tired of the routine of suffering and hatred and want to have some fun and relax, this book is definitely not to be missed.

At the start of the game, which was rumored and kissed by pigs, the protagonist, Uncle Wang, turned on the melon-eating system. The first melon-eating system turned out to be himself. The setting of eating melons to make him stronger made Uncle Wang's daily life super funny and interesting, allowing the bad guys to defeat the law. The setting is novel, the characters are distinct, and it's beautiful!

This book is an absolute source of joy for me! The character of the protagonist, Uncle Wang, is amazing. He is venomous, kind-hearted and funny, and there is no generation gap at all. The main theme of the plot is mindless and cool, and it shows no mercy when it comes to slapping the best relatives in the face, which is very relaxing to watch. The best thing is that there is no CP setting, so you can focus on your career, enjoy yourself and watch movies, and there are no emotional entanglements that make people feel stomachache. The system's melon-eating setting is also very interesting and very suitable for relaxing. If you have been short of books or under a lot of stress recently, I highly recommend reading this book. It is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud and make you feel better instantly!

Five-star recommendation! The whole book is a hearty read, the plots are interlocking, the rhythm is relaxed, and the characters are vivid and three-dimensional, as if you can enter the inner world of the characters. The writing is delicate and warm, the intention is profound and thought-provoking. It not only has the empathy to move people's hearts, but also has the depth of thought to clear up the fog. I couldn't put it down throughout the whole process. I still have a long aftertaste after reading it. It is worth reading again and again. It is a strong benefit to everyone!

This book is full of laughter and excitement. The retired poisonous tongue man Wang Tiezhu is bound to the melon-eating system, paired with his sassy niece. There is no cliché CP, only a refreshing plot of eating melons to become stronger and doing justice for heaven. It is full of suspense, humor and community fireworks. The setting is novel and the characters are vivid. It is a book that makes people put it down [Like]

An interesting novel that opens up a new track of its own! The gossip you can see on the Internet, from scumbags, prostitutes, Aquaman, to domestic violence, gamblers, blackmailers, extortion and other things that ruin your outlook on life, can all be found in the novel. The author uses a humorous way and uses the special ability of the male protagonist to give the bad guys the punishment they deserve in an extremely hateful way! The main theme is that evil will be rewarded with evil, and we use a funny way to correct the three outlooks!

Retired Uncle Wang was rumored to slander the social death scene at the beginning. He was accidentally bound to the melon-eating system and could actually read minds. From then on, Uncle Wang tore up the poisonous matchmaker, exposed the serial murder case, and went straight to the hardcore to deal with injustice, which made the readers feel very relieved. The storyline is brisk, the content is funny, the characters are lifelike, and the writing is humorous. It is worth recommending.

The whole novel has a relaxed and funny atmosphere! The poisonous-tongued retired man is paired with his sassy niece who protects his shortcomings. He is bound to a super-powerful mind-reading system to watch all kinds of weird gossip. If he doesn't accept anything, he will be slapped in the face. It's full of pleasure and there's no frustration in the whole process. The characters are lively and lovable and full of imagination, the plot is joyful and decompressing, and the laughs are dense and the rhythm is super comfortable. It's very refreshing to just eat melon without any CP! Crazy urge to update more hilarious and famous scenes faster, super interesting treasures, happy and refreshing articles are bound to be a hit!

To be honest, I was attracted by the title. After reading the whole article, I felt that both the plot and the characterization have a sense of time and life. Art comes from life. The author must be a storyteller! Looking forward to more exciting chapters in the future! ! !

This novel is so beautiful, the plot is so exciting, each character has a unique personality, and the content is very colorful. It's really beautiful! The writing style is excellent, and the long flow is very interesting and comfortable to read. It has a long lasting aftertaste after reading, and I keep reading it.

This urban sweet story is an easy way to relieve stress. The character of the venomous uncle is lively and lovable, his tongue is loose and clear, and it comes with a funny complaint buff. The plot revolves around daily gossip and neighborhood trends. The pace is brisk and not procrastinating. The jokes are dense and down-to-earth. The writing is popular and down-to-earth. There are no bloody scenes and the whole process is easy to heal. I read it in one sitting, it was easy to watch, and highly recommended.

I love this kind of cool article that has no CP and is just a slap in the face! The vicious-tongued retired man is bound to the melon-eating system and takes his niece all the way online to eat melon and get hardcore slaps in the face. His verbal abuse is refreshing and relieving, and there is no love-mindedness to hold him back. Every chapter is full of laughter and excitement. The short-sighted man eats melon with gusto. The more he reads, the more he gets addicted. Wait for the author to reveal more! ! !

Found a treasure! This article about eating melons is really right! The retired uncle is bound to the system and teams up with his sassy niece. They read minds and eat melons + slap faces to relieve anger online. There is no bloody emotional line in the whole process. The pace is fast and the laughs are dense. The more you watch, the more you get addicted!

This is a very interesting Internet article. The text is exquisite and beautiful, and the plot is very interesting. People can't help but want to keep reading [Sending my heart] [Sending my heart] [Sending my heart] The author must keep writing! Keep up to date

A very interesting book, the Chigua System, haha. The settings are awesome, the network feels great, and it's exciting.

If you are tired of the same old stories about bosses and immortals, and want to read some light-hearted, funny and non-abusive stories, this book is definitely a treasure! It's full of laughs and excitement. Whether you're fishing or in your spare time, you can watch it to your heart's content. It will definitely make you unable to stop watching it!

Mind-reading + melon-eating + refreshing writing, you can tell it's worth reading just by looking at the introduction. Click in and take a look, it's really exciting. Uncle Wang has a foul mouth and a poisonous tongue, coupled with Lin Xiaoyue who can lick the bald bitch, they form a super sadistic combination. The plot of the story is very interesting. If you don't accept it, you will do it. You will be frustrated and slapped in the face. In short, there is only one word: great!

It's so refreshing to read the article and hit the point directly! Without CP, there will be no delay in getting things done. The retired man Wang Haizhu has a poisonous tongue and is super down-to-earth. After being bound to the system, he goes crazy about secrets and has high energy throughout the whole process. Lin Xiaoyue has full combat power. She can slap people in the face quickly and easily, and she won't delay when she doesn't accept it. The plot is fast-paced, the gossip is exciting and decompressing, and the scenes of face-slapping and famous names are intensive. It is really enjoyable to watch. The story is mindless and refreshing. The more you watch, the more you get addicted!

The most rare thing is that the joy of this book is not suspended at all! Uncle Wang's insults are not just for the sake of pleasure. Every "slap in the face" pokes holes in the annoying things in life. His mind-reading skills only help him see people's hearts clearly, rather than crushing them mindlessly. Coupled with the daily interactions with my niece, the atmosphere is full of fireworks. It looks very real. After watching it, I even feel a little envious of the uncle's retirement life.

I finally finished reading the novel. Overall, I feel that the author's imagination is quite big. Just by hearing the name of the novel, you can tell that there is something in it. The second thing is the writing style. The writing style is not bad. It is worth reading. I recommend it [like].

This book is still very good, it is very imaginative, the writing is very touching, the setting is novel, the rhythm is tight, the author's writing is delicate, the plot has ups and downs, the thinking is clear, the plot is wonderful, the more you read, the more you get hooked, recommended!