"Good news, the national football team has entered the World Cup finals! Bad news, main forward Xiang Yu has been complained for breaking three goals!"
As the coach of the national football team, Jiang Ming's daily routine is:
Reporter: "Coach Jiang, are player Xiang Yu's physical test data true?"
Jiang Ming: (Calm down) "That's a special effect, we are a technical team." (Xiang Yu raised the bus with one hand behind his back)
Reporter: "Then what does Huo Qubing mean when he said 'Seal the wolf and live in Xu' after the game?"
Jiang Ming: "That's his hometown dialect, which means 'I want to eat a hamburger'."
Netizen: [This is not playing football, this is a top-level boss returning to the novice village to abuse the food!
Strong protest! The Chinese team's defender Yue Fei is not only invincible defensively, he also engages in psychological warfare by reciting "Man Jiang Hong" on the court!
[Help, the goalkeeper Zhang Fei on the opposite side started yelling at the striker again. I wanted to surrender through the screen!
Finally, when Jiang Ming held the gold cup, he faced the global camera.
He smiled slightly: "Nothing, I just want our ancestors to teach us what the birthplace of Cuju is."
Xiang Yu: (voice-over) "Does that guy named Ronaldo dare to compete with me in wrestling?"
