My name is Xiaokang, and I look like a cute civet cat on the surface, but in reality I am the hidden BOSS of this family. Daily tasks include: pooping into the sink to protest human occupation of the toilet, using the paws of stepped on cockroaches to give the poop shovel a facial massage, and late-night parkour to test the human heart's ability to withstand stress. My Twolegs still think that my Meow Meow is acting coquettishly—hehe, I am clearly giving the highest order! This diary records how I use my furry appearance to commit one perfect crime after another. Warm reminder: Please hide your mobile phone and data cable before reading, after all... The next victim may be you!
