Faced with the elders’ contempt and his fellow disciples’ jeers, Li Fan refuses to swallow his anger. Instead, he runs his built-in “cultivation technique analysis script.”
“Fellow Daoist, your flying sword technique has a serious deadlock. The seventh form has an obvious array out-of-bounds error. Don’t worry, I’ll write you a hotfix on the spot.”
From then on, the cultivation world takes a completely bizarre turn:
When faced with the “Reboot Faction,” bent on formatting the world, and the “Escape Faction,” building an ark server, Li Fan pushes up his nonexistent glasses and submits his final pull request to the ultimate Heavenly Dao System.
“Pardon my bluntness, but all you Immortal Emperors here are products of inherited piles of spaghetti code. Today, either let me, the administrator, refactor the Heavenly Dao, or we all go down in a blue screen of death!”
