The End of Shanhai: Picking up a Wife Is the Queen Mother of the West?

Laughing to death! While others are trying to survive in the apocalypse, I will take my wife, the God of War, to eat all of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"! My name is Lu Zhishan, a professional tomb keeper. I never expected that when the apocalypse came, my iron rice bowl would be directly upgraded to a golden rice bowl! Other survival camps: Brothers, we don't have much rations today, so save some! Me: Shuangyue, try these freshly baked Luan bird wings, paired with the wine I brewed with Tianmu fruit, it's amazing! Other teams: Run! It's the ancient ferocious beast "Xie"! A monster with five tails! Me: Oh? That's just right. I'll pluck some tail hair and knit you a new dress. Ever since I picked up a cold war god as my wife, my post-apocalyptic life has become [she is responsible for fighting and killing, and I am responsible for being beautiful (and cooking)]. I handed her a knife when she fought, and I treated her when she was injured. In my spare time, I studied the recipes in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and turned ferocious beasts into delicacies and poisonous weeds into good medicine. Looking at the frightened beasts in the past, they are now exuding an alluring aroma on the dining table, and the decisive and decisive female war goddess next to her is tasting it in small bites with a look of satisfaction on her face... I just want to say: This apocalyptic world smells so good!