I Only Know How to Give Away Money, So How Did I Become the Richest Man?

What happens when an ordinary wage slave gets a golden finger said to be the most useless one in the fantasy world? This isn't a fantasy world. I'm in the city...

An utterly ordinary golden finger has spent its whole life being mocked by other Systems in the fantasy world.

It hopes to find a Host who won't look down on it. Boohoo...

Su Bei: “Who came up with this thing?”

Years later,

Su Bei stands onstage, full of confidence. “First of all, I don't know anything. Well, never mind, let's just hand out money!”

“Anyone getting less than a million, go collect it from Finance. This isn't a payday, we're just having fun! Xiao Wu, go get a few more billion from the warehouse!”

With a boss who loves having fun, what time would you come to work?

“What is that employee doing? If you can take it, take it. If you can't, go file your resignation!”

“That's it, take it like that. You can still tuck another stack under your butt, can't you?”

A few more years pass...

“It's me again. Same as always! I can't do anything. Handing out money is all I know in this life! Don't look down on me, everyone!”

“Here's a loyal orange for the boss!”