[Hilarious] [cultivation] [relaxed] [anti-routine] [all actors] [large misunderstanding scene]
After three years of being the "Chosen One" in the world of cultivation, Li Xiuyuan finally laid down in his coffin.
My name is Li Xiuyuan. I traveled through time and became a useless spiritual root, but I have become the biggest bug in the world of immortality.
Jumping off a cliff, there is an ancient secret treasure at the bottom of the cliff crying to recognize its owner.
After refusing to pay, the owner of the auction house knelt down and said, "I beg you to accept this money."
Blowing the rogue whistle at the stunning fairy, she blushed and asked, "Master... Can you blow it again?"
For three whole years, I tried all the suicide poses in the world of cultivation.
He didn't die.
Until I pretended to be dead and heard the true words of the boss holding a celebration party at my "grave":
"Celebrating the completion of "The Fall of Li Xiuyuan"!"
"After three years of acting as a nanny, this kid finally died!"
"Hurry up, pack your props and prepare to ascend!"
I silently sat up from the coffin.
"Dear directors, I heard... You need my 'Transformation Satisfaction' score to ascend?"
"Now, I will determine the assessment standards."
"The first question: Demon Lord, please start your cross-dressing performance."
Demon Lord: "???!!"
Li Xiuyuan (smiling): "The score is inversely proportional to the length of the skirt."
