My roommate stole takeout from me, which made me regret my four years in college. I lost 569 takeaways. It wasn't until I was about to graduate that I announced on the school forum that out of the 569 takeaways I had thrown away, 566 were adulterated with Oli! The forum exploded, and so did the habitual offenders who stole takeaways. On this day, countless people reported me to the school for poisoning. I laughed and threw out my graduation thesis "Research on the Carbon-Nitrogen Ratio and Decomposition Process of Mixing Excrement and Organic Food to Improve Compost Quality" with my backhand. Poisoning? Just kidding, this is just practice material for my thesis.
