Ling Cage: The Desolate Heaven Emperor Descends, and Boss Bai Gets Eaten Out of House and Home

[Three Heavenly Emperors] + [Second Season Timeline] + [Different Plot] + [Comedy, Scheming]

Above the heavens, at the Three Heavenly Emperors' retreat.

After endless, dull ages, the three great powerhouses, the Desolate Heavenly Emperor, the Ye Heavenly Emperor, and the Jar Heavenly Emperor, sat around the fire brewing tea, lamenting how lonely it was to be invincible.

They wanted to recapture the feeling of life in the mortal world. In truth, they were just bored out of their minds.

The three hit upon the idea at once and decided to travel together to Earth in the Spirit Cage universe, incognito.

“Ah, I want to relive mortal life too!” Chu Feng chuckled, casually swiped at the air, and opened a rift in space-time. A desolate, lifeless aura seeped out from within.

Ye Fan stood up and straightened his robes. Then, as if remembering something, he turned to Chu Feng. “Chu Feng! Don’t go back to your old tricks and start selling people again! This is Earth in a parallel world. Have some respect for our fellow countrymen.”

“And don’t go around smashing people with your Mother Qi Cauldron!” Chu Feng shot back. “And Brother Huang, don’t try to eat every animal you see! They’re Shiji beasts. They look disgusting enough to put you off your food. Don’t come asking us for medicine if you get a stomachache from eating one!”

“Hmph, what haven’t I eaten? If it’s meat, I can roast it into a masterpiece!” Shi Hao scoffed.

As Bai Yuekui coldly drew her blade, Chu Feng grinned and pulled out a little notebook. “Miss, you have an extraordinary bone structure. How about I sell you this book, A Beginner’s Guide to Human Trafficking... er, Field Formations, at a discount?”

Watching these three men treat Lord-class Shiji beasts as delicacies, Bai Yuekui cried out in despair, “You call yourselves ordinary survivors? Please stop eating them! You’re going to drive the Mana Ecology to extinction!”…