What?! The Gloomy Miaojiang Boy Is Actually My Little Brother

Are you sure?

The little brat clinging to my leg, with chubby cheeks and a tiny milk bubble at the corner of his mouth, is my full brother. He’s going to kill me with his own hands in the future?

I’m Gu He. When I was six, a book called The Overbearing Young Miao Lord Falls in Love with Me suddenly appeared in my head. It spelled things out clearly: I wasn’t the big sister He who could throw her weight around in Bali Village. I was just an uncivilized Miao NPC who had never seen the outside world and spent her days guarding the Miao village’s poisonous insects.

My only role was to take pity on the “love of his life” and let her escape from the male lead’s captivity at a key point in the story, only to be tossed into the Ten Thousand Poisonous Insects Abyss by that sinister, ruthless young lord of the Miao, a lawless villain named Gu Li, who is now right here pestering me for candy. I’d be reduced to nothing.

I watch him clutch my trouser leg with his little hand, still sticky with candy, and call me “Big Sister” in his sweet little voice. Then the corner of his mouth curls into a meaningful smile.

The little brat wants to kill me?

Then I’ll make sure he gets a good taste of his big sister’s “affection.”

Oh, right.

Have you ever considered this, sir?

When the story officially begins ten years from now, what will you do if the one who shows up isn’t that easily manipulated Miao girl who’s barely ever left the village gates, but a beautiful city woman with glamorous, wavy hair, diamond earrings, and a limited-edition Louis Vuitton bag?