Milk Group Rebels? Me? I'm Only Three and a Half?

I, Gu Ruanruan, was an unlucky wild fungus. I was struck by lightning as soon as I took my form, and I turned into a three-year-old milk baby who was sent to Prince Jing'an's Mansion to pay off my debt. In order to save my life, I decisively hugged the thickest thigh in the entire capital - the rumored murderous, cold-blooded and cruel Prince Xiao Wuwu of Jingan. No one knows that this murderous prince has the ability to read minds, and I happen to be a walking spoiler + complaint machine. [Wow, this prince is so handsome, but it's a pity that he is short-lived and will be poisoned to death at the age of thirty! [Dear God, the jade pendant in his study is fake, the real military talisman is hidden in the penholder... Oops, the snack crumbs fell into the nostrils. [The imperial concubine's makeup today is so ugly, it looks like a monkey's butt. The cake she handed me must be poisonous. Lord Dog, please stop me! Relying on the "live broadcast" of my heartfelt voice, Xiao Wuwang cleared the obstacles and rose from the yandere prince to the ninth-five-year-old. I retired after my success, packed up my small treasury, and prepared to run away to support myself in old age, but he blocked me at the gate of the palace. Male His eyes were scarlet, and he held me in his arms with a hoarse voice: "Ruan Ruan, my back seat has always been vacant for you. If you eat my 'mushroom', where else do you want to go?" Help! I'm just a mushroom who wants to lie down, I don't want to be a queen! Dog Emperor, don't come here! The title of the introductory novel is not good, please move to the main text.