[Palace and Household Intrigue + System + Transmigration + Jianghu Secrets + Sweet Romance + Easygoing Heroine + Face-Slapping]
Surgeon Liu Xingyue transmigrates into the body of the General's abandoned daughter. From the start, her cousin tries to poison her, so she retaliates by plunging a hairpin into the other girl's neck.
Her grandmother plans to sell her corpse for silver. Liu Xingyue claps her hands and giggles as she mentions her mother's keepsake. Her grandmother pockets it, intending to poison her with it.
After binding to the System's Eye of Healing, Liu Xingyue can see not only that her grandmother has been poisoned and has little time left, but also that the ruler is suffering from a severe hemorrhoid problem.
The ruler wants her to marry off in place of his daughter? She cheerfully agrees, then takes her loyal maid and runs away with the baby in her belly, whose father she doesn't even know.
Before long, the jianghu has a new doctor with some strange rules: hemorrhoid treatment costs a thousand taels of gold; treatment for an enemy starts at ten thousand catties of gold; lovesickness? Sorry, it's incurable. I don't treat it.
Until one day, her clinic is surrounded by so many factions that not even a drop of water can get through:
Prince of the Rongdi: Come back with me. Take whatever you like from my treasury.
Son of the richest man: This is my entire fortune. Give me a chance to work for your kid for the rest of my life.
Son of the Divine Doctor: I'll apprentice myself to you and serve you for life. How about giving me a chance to be a stay-at-home dad?
A certain prince glares coldly: All of you, back off. Can't you see I'm busy giving the baby prenatal education? Get lost.
Liu Xingyue counts money until her hands ache, then looks up with a smile. “All today's VIP appointments are booked. Everyone, come back early tomorrow.”
As she gazes at the box stuffed with banknotes, she decides that who the child's father is doesn't matter in the slightest.
