Everyone Gets a System: All My Items Are Yandere Evil Gods

[Breathing Life into All Things + All-Female Villains + Business-Building and Growth + Overwhelming Counterattacks]

A bizarre game descends upon the world. Women everywhere awaken supernatural abilities, while men are reduced to resources at the bottom of society.

Jiang Che runs an ignored “old goods recycling station,” a job everyone considers good-for-nothing.

Until one day, an S-rank Valkyrie bursts in, trying to abduct him by force.

Jiang Che casually picks up a rusty fruit knife.

“Ding! Imbuement successful! Spirit awakened: Crimson Razor, Scarlet Maiden!”

The next second, a yandere little girl in a red dress appears with a giant scythe. With one swing, she shatters the Valkyrie’s armor. “Sister, what are you trying to do to my master?”

From then on, Jiang Che discovers that every old thing he touches can mutate:

A secondhand refrigerator becomes an Empress of Extreme Cold, freezing all time and space.

A battered old phone becomes an omniscient deity, hacking into systems around the world.

Even a stray cat he picks up becomes a nine-tailed cat demon...

When the seven female emperors, reborn and returned, gather their armies, vowing to capture Jiang Che, their “walking blood bank”...

The emperors look at the indescribable, terrifying evil gods behind Jiang Che and collapse. “Who told you he was prey? This is clearly a Demon God’s descent!”