In order to preserve the royal bloodline, I sent my only younger brother and nephew to the border.
As a result, these two bastards used the money from the treasury to hold a carnival and used gilded saddles to crush my BMW. They were so angry that the civil and military officials in the court wanted to kill them every day!
Just when I was having a headache, there was an urgent report from the frontier——
"Your Majesty! The King of Han and the prince used a hundred thousand pieces of colorful silk as military flags to scare away the Turkic vanguard!"
"Your Majesty! They used a fireworks show as a military order and accidentally hit the enemy's lair!"
"Your Majesty, something bad happened! The Turkic Khan cried and handed over the letter of surrender, saying that if they continue to fight, the entire Turkic people will be bankrupted by them!"
Looking at the Tang Dynasty, which was unexpectedly transformed into a prosperous age by these two people, I fell into deep thought: Can such a prodigal son do it again?