The Aloof, Chaste Immortal Venerable Says I Have a Slim Waist

[Two male leads] [Book Transmigration] [Xianxia cultivation] [System] [Mind-reading] [Gossipy, sharp-tongued, and sensitive bottom × aloof, abstinent, and intensely possessive top] Modern office worker Lin Mingxuan gets pulled into the abandoned xianxia novel Nine Heavens Sword Sovereign and is forced to bind himself to the [Make the CP Real System]. Mission: Bring the aloof Immortal Venerable Shen Yihan and the gentle senior disciple Chu Yunlan together. Reward: Earn enough points to return to the real world. As a hardcore CP fan, Lin Mingxuan enthusiastically gets to work: He arranges moonlit drinks to bring the two closer. He stages a heroic rescue so the master can take a blow for his senior disciple. He even writes and circulates a male-male fanfic about them throughout the immortal sect. But the plot gradually spirals out of control: While practicing his sword, the Immortal Venerable suddenly asks him, “What do you think of Yunlan’s swordsmanship today?” [Inner thought: You’ve looked at him thirty-seven times.] While making pills, the senior disciple smiles and hands him one. “Little junior brother, Master made this batch of pills for you.” [Inner thought: Master has never made pills for me himself.] Worse still, Lin Mingxuan discovers he can hear everyone’s inner thoughts: The Immortal Venerable looks indifferent, but all he’s thinking is: [His waist is so slim.] The senior disciple is gentle as jade, but what he’s calculating is: [How can I get Master to give him up of his own accord?] Even the System is muttering, “This Host is such a flirt. How are we supposed to fix the plot now…?”