After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Li Changsheng spent sixty years going from a spirited young man to a frail old man in his final days.
He was cautious and worked like an ox, but with such poor aptitude, it took him sixty years to reach the third level of Qi Refining.
Just as he lay on a shabby straw mat, preparing to breathe his last
“Ding! System activation successful!”
Li Changsheng burst into tears. “System, where the hell have you been? Do you know what I’ve been through these past sixty years? You waited until I was about to die before showing up?!”
The System replied guiltily, “Well… I got drunk with the System from the neighboring fantasy group and blacked out… To make it up to my Host, I’m activating the ‘Supreme Dual Cultivation Lottery Edition’!”
“Simply come into contact with an attractive member of the opposite sex to receive top-tier rewards!”
[Ding! Hug the sect’s Holy Maiden and receive an Earth-rank cultivation manual!]
[Ding! Kiss the Demon Cult’s enchantress by force and receive a thousand years of cultivation!]
[Ding! Share a bed with the female emperor and receive the immortal weapon, the Zhuxian Sword!]
On the brink of death, he jolted upright. This old man could still live it up for another five hundred years! Looking at the immortal beauties and demon enchantresses filling the sky, Li Changsheng gave a kindly (perverted) smile.
