[System + Farming + Humor + Brainstorming + Cool Articles]
Li Changan traveled through time. Good news: There is a system and a farm. Bad news: The Supreme Dragon Marrow was taken away, turned into a useless person, and even driven to a barren mountain with no vegetation. Originally I just wanted to keep a low profile and farm and repair my bloodline. Unexpectedly, the style of the system gradually became outrageous: watermelons planted can bounce flying swords, green onions have built-in infrared navigation, and corn can emit lasers when ripe!
As a result, the style of painting in the world of immortality completely collapsed. The young master of Iron Sword Villa came to demolish it? Li Changan: "It just so happens that the farm is short of a security guard. Your bald head is a good reflector. Go and stand guard at the door." Will the Li family come to get someone? Li Changan: "Second Elder, do you want to know about the human power generation unit in the back mountain? The output of half-step foundation building is stable!" The saint's fiancée begs for forgiveness? Li Changan: "I'm sorry, the KPI didn't meet the standard today. I went to clean up the fifty acres of pig pens and write five hundred words about my experience."
A few years later, all the major sects joined forces to besiege the barren mountain, only to find a sign standing at the foot of the mountain: [Changsheng Office]. Li Changan lay on the wicker chair: "If you want to buy watermelon in a group, please queue up. If you want to demolish it... First ask me if you agree to the tens of thousands of laser corn plants?" The crowd looked at the red light in the sky and burst into tears on the spot: "Please, let us go in to pick out dung, even if we give you a VIP score card!"
