That Pink-Haired NPC Is Actually the Game's Director

[The Fourth Calamity] [System] [Secret Identity] [Roleplay] [Online Game]

Thanks for asking. I'm in the wasteland and just tore apart a giant biochemically engineered python. Feeling great.

The only downside is that this skirt is such a nuisance. I keep worrying I'll flash someone when I kick.

The System? That thing blew up as soon as I landed. Now I settle arguments with my fists.

"Hey! You pink-haired chick over there! This ruin belongs to our Dire Wolf Gang!"

A few rough-looking scavengers surrounded me. They eyed my elegant dress and halo greedily.

She looked down at her freshly done manicure, troubled.

"Um... big brothers, I'm just passing through. I don't want to fight."

"Hahaha! Don't want to fight? Then come with us..."

"BOOM!"

Before he could finish, the leader flew off like a cannonball and slammed into a concrete wall fifty meters away, wedged in so tightly they couldn't pry him out.

She held her punching pose, tilted her head, and smiled sweetly.

"I said I didn't want to fight. Once I start, I can't help killing all of you~☆"

The others were so terrified their legs gave out. They dropped to their knees and frantically kowtowed.

Just then, a group of otherworldly players with IDs over their heads happened to pass by.

"Holy crap! What just happened? Is that a little girl?"

"What the hell, a little girl? That's a humanoid tyrannosaurus! That punch had to be at least ten thousand tons of TNT!"

"I'm in love! This is the violent beauty I've been looking for! Wife, step on me!"

She withdrew her fist and elegantly patted her skirt. "Oh my, I accidentally hit too hard again."