A Fanfiction Writer in Gotham

[Mainly DC + First Person + Everyone Platonic + Complete] The author's unhinged creation. The blurb is for reference only. (Does only DC count as a crossover with the whole of Marvel and DC?)

Agnes Babel, an ordinary Gothamite, has just returned to Gotham after spending what felt like forty years on a one-year exchange in Beika Town, Tokyo. He just got off the plane and feels great...

As a proud Gothamite, what's the first thing he does after coming home? Obviously, ship couples! Gothamites have to ship Gotham's top pairing! Bat/Bruce is the GOAT!

As for anything else that gets in the way of his shipping...

What? The Joker's rival is right in his face? Let me introduce you to some ass-focused fiction.

What? Luthor is a heartless rich bastard? A tragic, tempestuous romance is right up your alley.

What? He might be a Wayne? Bat/Bruce is selfcest? Sorry, he'll ship it even if it's selfcest!

Haven't you seen the famous Metropolis reporter next door? He's a Bat/Bruce shipper too!

Gotham's top pairing will never lose!

Before you read:

1. First person, mainly DC, with a certain amount of other fandoms (the author hasn't read HP).

2. Don't read Volume Three (in a nutshell: the whole family gets a happy ending after defeating the villain). The dumplings and vinegar recommendations, plus the extras, are the ones to read.

3. The protagonist has his own ship, but it only appears in specific plotlines. He has an independent backstory and worldview, and only shows up as a cheat code in the story.

4. Includes crack ships and chaotic pairings, but the setting has everyone as platonic. Any exceptions will be flagged in advance.

5. OOC, but no character bashing. The Batfamily is always right!