[Harry Potter Marauders Era] Animals Playing House

[Marauders' Era + all pairings + a touch of everyone-loves-them]

[OOC warning × headcanons everywhere]

The animals are playing house! But it seems like they’re having a bit of a disagreement today.

The Black Dog hates that the Stag always insists on playing the Red Kite’s husband, and the Werewolf hates it too.

The Stag: “Little Red Kite has to be my wife. We have the same surname, so it makes perfect sense!”

The Black Dog: “Hey! That’s not fair, mate. I want to be the Red Kite’s husband too!”

The Werewolf says nothing, only silently extending his sharp claws. The Owl tilts his head and flies toward the Red Kite perched in a tree. At the same time, a lurking venomous snake has already slithered up the tree without a sound, trying to coil around the Red Kite.

The Red Kite tilts his head: “So, who’s going to be my husband today?”

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