Marshal Su: "Send this money-losing guy to Baldy Liu in exchange for a cannon!"
Su Jiujiu (crying loudly): "Dad! There are landmines ahead! Go and turn into meat!"
——Half an hour later, the landmine exploded. Marshal Su hugged his daughter and kissed her wildly: "This is my living radar!"
The eldest brother Su Mingzhe (playing the poisonous bird's nest): "Father, please have some soup."
Su Jiujiu (overturning the bowl): "Brother, that's bad! There are sleeping fans in there! There's also a small notebook on the sole of the shoe!"
——Ten minutes later, the eldest brother tearfully destroyed the code book: "My sister is a god, you can't mess with her!"
Second brother Su Mingcan (grabbing meat to eat): "Go away, I won't even feed the dog to you!"
Su Jiujiu (pointing to the waist): "Second brother is short-lived and has no kidneys. The King of Hell calls you to drink tea!"
——The next second, the second brother suffered from renal colic. He knelt down and begged for mercy: "Sister! Save me! I eat grass!"
Su Jiujiu looked at the whole family of villains who obeyed his orders and fell into deep thought:
I obviously just wanted to be a salted fish baby waiting to die, so why did I accidentally whitewash my whole family into anti-war heroes?
