Deliveries Across the Ten Thousand Worlds: Tip Me Your Lifespan

My name is Lin Chuan. I’m a delivery rider, and that was true until I accepted an order for the “Happy Funeral Home.”

My electric scooter plunged into the thick fog. The navigation failed, and I stumbled into a world beyond reason, a place where rules reign supreme.

[Rule One: After midnight, do not look directly at the woman in red shoes.]

[Rule Two: If you hear a baby crying, immediately spill your delivery soup on the ground.]

[Rule Three: Your customer may not be alive.]

After I delivered my first order, the dripping-wet ghost customer gave me a bad review: “The soup is cold.” My left hand rotted away in an instant. In despair, I discovered a warped app on my phone: “Haunted Realm Delivery.” Bad reviews cost me years of life, while good reviews might earn me rewards like “Ten Years of Yang Life,” “Eyes That See Secrets,” or even “Fragments of the Rules.”

So, in a horror world where everyone else is fighting to survive, I hop on my little electric scooter. With the notification “You have a new creepy order!” ringing in my ears, I begin the most cutthroat delivery run in history. I bring wedding wine to a headless bride, spicy duck neck to a slit-mouthed monster, and melatonin to an ancient god who’s fast asleep...

When those indescribable beings start relying on my punctual deliveries, even fighting over one of my “discount with minimum spend” coupons, I realize that somehow, I’ve sent this world’s whole vibe off course.

While others are afraid, I speed ahead. While others hide, I take orders. I’ll crush the competition and deliver to every last ghost! Today, too, is another day of working hard for five-star reviews and life-span rewards!