My name is Lin Chuan, and I was a delivery boy until I took an order to be delivered to "Happiness Funeral Home".
The electric car got into the thick fog and the navigation failed. I entered a world that cannot be explained by common sense - here, rules are more important than anything else.
[Rule 1: Do not look directly at a woman wearing red shoes after midnight.
[Rule 2: If you hear a baby crying, please immediately spill the takeaway soup on the floor.
[Rule 3: Your customers may not be living creatures.
When the first order was delivered, the dripping ghost customer gave me a bad review: "The soup is cold." My left hand instantly rotted. In desperation, I found a twisted APP on my phone - "Uncanny Takeaway". Bad reviews will deduct my lifespan, but good reviews... May reward me with "ten years of longevity", "an eye for secrets", or even "fragments of rules".
So, in a scary world where others were struggling to survive, I stepped on my little electric donkey, and with the prompt of "You have a new perverted order", started the most volume delivery journey in history. I gave Henan wine to the headless bride, brought spicy duck neck to the cracked female monster, ran errands to buy melatonin for the sleeping ancient god...
When those indescribable beings began to rely on my punctual delivery, and even tried to get me a "full discount coupon", I knew that the style of this world seemed to have been led astray by me.
When others are afraid, I rush forward; when others hide, I take orders. Capture your companions to death, and defeat all the evil spirits! Today is also a day to strive for five-star reviews and longevity rewards!
