No cp, please feel free to
Mobile phone "Love each other as a family" WeChat group chat (members: Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling, Hei Xiazi, Xie Yuchen, Fatty Wang):
Wu Xie: @everyone Emergency meeting! That madman stole my grandpa's diary again and said he wanted to compete in an origami airplane competition!
Fatty Wang: Naive, just accept your fate. Yesterday, he also took away my personal money that I hid in the seam of the sofa, saying it was to "sponsor the environmental protection cause" - and ended up putting a pink stocking on the head of the bloody corpse in the ancient building!
Black Blind Man: I provided the stockings, don't they feel good? We even made a bet to see how long it would take to tear off the bloody corpse.
Xie Yuchen: ... The blood corpse went on a rampage and damaged three Ming Dynasty porcelain vases. I just paid the bill. @@ You two will split it equally, and the interest will be calculated as usury.
Zhang Qiling: (Suddenly sharing the location - the cliff edge of Changbai Mountain)
Wu Xie: Brother, what are you doing there? ? ?
Zhang Qiling: Catch him. He stole my pillow.
Wu Xie: ... Just a pillow?
Zhang Qiling: There is a photo of you hidden inside.
(Group chat is silent for five minutes)
: (Join the group chat) Hi! I reported that the mute Zhang was blowing cold wind emo on the edge of the cliff! In addition, who saw my newly stolen... Ah, no, the newly picked up Luoyang shoveled? I'm going to weld a selfie stick to it.
(You have been removed from the group chat by the group leader Wu Xie)
: (Private message to Wu Xie) Do you dislike me? I'm sad. I'm going to jump off a building to calm down. See you tomorrow.
Wu Xie: ... Come back! ! ! There is a septic tank down there! ! !
(The message has been read, the other party is typing... And then "the other party has disconnected" is displayed)
