Chang'an 24: My Pocket Snack Pack Wins Li Lianhua's Heart

A Twenty-Four Schemes of Chang'an fanfic, a dream crossover with Mysterious Lotus Casebook, The Journey of Legend, The Young Brewmaster's Adventure, and Huaishui Zhuting

[I, Li Lianhua, only wanted to wait quietly for death, but a woman forced me to stay alive with expired spicy strips]

Poisoned and adrift for ten years, my heart had long since turned to ashes.

I thought I would quietly fade away in this martial world, until I met her.

She was the greatest martial artist under heaven, but her mind was filled with just one thing: food.

I coughed up blood, and she shoved a spicy strip at me.

I made plans, and she asked when dinner would be served.

I talked about life and death, and she pondered how many flavors of beef jerky there were.

My loneliness and sorrow, born of seeing through the ways of the world, crumbled to nothing under her logic: “How can you feel gloomy on an empty stomach?”

I meant to draw her into my game and unravel the chessboard of Chang'an, but she cut through every conspiracy with a single sword, just to snatch back the roast chicken fresh out of the oven at Gu Family Tower.

Forget it. What do I care who rules this world?

I only want to know where she plans to go for a feast with my baby in her belly.