"Juan'er, come out and play!"
"Where to go? I'm not going! I'm eating out with my partner!"
"Juanjuan, let's go hiking, shall we?"
"No, my partner asked me to go with her to pave the road later."
"Xiao Juanzi, let's go..."
"No, my partner..."
"Damn it, I can't stand it anymore, Lin Xiaojuan, die!"
Finally one day her roommates couldn't stand it anymore and started to attack her...
And Lin Xiaojuan thought, "Life is so bitter, what's wrong with having a sweeter relationship?"
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