**A Hilarious Trip Back to the Ming Dynasty: This Emperor Is Anything but Proper!**
**Overworked office drone Zhao Hao dies at his desk, only to wake up as the carpenter emperor Zhu Youjiao!**
He faces a nightmare from the start: the powerful eunuch Wei Zhongxian watches him like a hawk, the Donglin faction’s infighting is a mess, the Later Jin in Liaodong is sharpening its blades, and the national treasury is so empty it could fit a family of mice.
Zhao Hao slams the table and declares: **This “blessing” is worse than working 996!**
**And so, the Ming Dynasty’s world goes completely off the rails, **
* His first lesson in court: officials must attach a “PPT summary” and “Solutions A, B, and C” to every memorial. The old ministers collectively lose it!
* A new way to make money: turn "Three Kingdoms Kill" into “Ming Loyalists and Traitors,” sell it to the princes and nobles, and fill the emperor’s private coffers!
* Cleaning up the eunuch faction: establish the “Ming Integrity and Entertainment Center” and put Wei Zhongxian in charge of KPI performance reviews. The Nine-Thousand-Year-Old is dumbfounded!
* Military reform: send Yuan Chonghuan chili sauce and a "Guerrilla Warfare Handbook". The generals in Liaodong start questioning their lives!
* Palace intrigue: help Empress Zhang open the “Royal Women’s Club” and set off a fashion craze in the capital!
**He uses esports tactics for court politics, project management to govern the country, and stand-up comedy to roast the entire court.**
**Everyone calls the new emperor ridiculous, but who could have guessed, **
**The eunuch faction starts making money like crazy, the Donglin faction turns performance into a competition, floods are tackled with “lottery tickets,” and the frontier army gets supplies through “livestreams.”**
**When Hong Taiji’s cavalry marches south and sees “Fireworks and Firecrackers Plus” mounted on the city walls and Ming soldiers carrying "Five Years to Pacify Liaodong, Three Years of Practice Tests", he falls completely silent.**
**“Your Majesty, is there anything you can’t do?”**
