Madam, She Obeys the Law

I have always been law-abiding since I was a child, and I would call the police whenever something happened. My grandma said I was stubborn, my classmates said I was not fun, and my boss said I was too serious. But I remember what the legal popularization column said - if citizens' legitimate rights and interests are infringed, please call 110 in time. So when the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, my hand that was washing my hair stopped. My husband's childhood sweetheart, Jiang Sixian, held up her cell phone to me, with the camera's red light on. "We are all women, what's your name?" She rolled her eyes. Instead of exiting, she took two steps in and moved the camera of her phone up and down. "Let me see how many 'experts' Cheng Zheng has been bragging about all day long." Cheng Zheng's voice came from outside the door: "What happened?" Jiang Sitian said in a relaxed tone: "My sister-in-law was taking a shower after she returned from a business trip, and I caught her." She paused and then added, her voice deliberately raised so that people outside could hear: "Speaking of which, my sister-in-law is not as good as Cheng Zheng said. This little belly, this waistline, tsk." I turned off the faucet, wiped the water off my face, and looked at her seriously: "According to Article 42 of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, anyone who peeps, secretly photographs, eavesdrops, or spreads other people's privacy shall be detained for not more than five days or fined not more than five hundred yuan." Jiang Sitian was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud: "Oh, you still memorize the legal provisions? I just took a photo, just as a joke, what about you-" Before she could finish, I wrapped myself in a towel and walked out of the shower, picking up the phone on the sink. "Hey, 110? I want to call the police."