Warhammer: Am I the Commissar?

(The author is making up Warhammer lore, and some parts aren't very detailed, so please be understanding.) Bathed in holy golden light, looking at the enormous golden hunk in front of him and the sea creature huddled in the corner, Zhang Wei admitted that freeloading wasn't a good habit. But then a friendly voice called out, “Borrow nine, pay back thirteen, got it?” Zhang Wei said, “I was only freeloading. You don't have to throw me into this cesspit, do you?” The great Will of Earth gently patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder. “Son, don't let us down.” And so the Emperor's credit-card debtor, the legendary (inhuman) Commissar Zhang Wei, was born.