No Chaos Body? The System Helps Me Conquer the World of Ideas!

[Philosophy] + [Failed to awaken a Chaos Physique, but was abducted and forced to “operate” on civilization] + [System]

Late one night, while frantically working on a deadline, hardworking me was sucked through my computer into another world!

There was no invincible System like I’d imagined, only the cold notification of the sharp-tongued [Philosophical Wanderer System]:

“Time in your original world has been frozen. Mission: Return to the past and excise civilization’s ‘cancer.’”

“If you can’t save history, you don’t even deserve brain death.”

My first patient turned out to be Thales, the father of ancient Greek philosophy, who fell into a well while gazing at the stars!

And so began a series of absurd “civilization surgeries”:

Heraclitus said, “No man ever steps in the same river twice.” I responded by setting an oil drum alight to drive off our pursuers.

Zeno used paradoxes to hoodwink the public. I exposed him on the spot: “That’s logically watering down the truth. You deserve to be banned!”

When Socrates stood trial, I took a seat among the jurors and used the sophistry of a modern keyboard warrior to dismantle the whole courtroom.

They call me “the madman with a pen,” but I raised a scalpel, or rather, that ebony staff.

The System is sharp-tongued all day long, but it’s hiding a secret tied to the silence of the universe…

And I, Li Zhe, the only one wielding the scalpel, must face not only a collapsing history, but also the one seeking to silence the entire universe:

[The Touch of Nothingness]

Will civilization end in darkness, or will I, a mere writer, save it from its cancerous cells with my own hands?

“Quit asking for updates! I’m in ancient Greece helping philosophy come into the world!”