Sword Cultivators Should Take Their Swords as Wives

[Dual male leads, sword-spirit bottom, master and servant, cultivation]

Jiang Tingxue returns after surviving his tribulation, just as a divine artifact appears. He never expects to encounter a sword along the way, one that flies straight into his arms.

The ancient divine artifact Qingyue Sword has broken free of its seal and come out to play tricks on everyone. Then it suddenly catches the scent of pure, delicious immortal energy. After wandering around for ages, Qingyue finally finds its source. It gets dizzy sniffing Jiang Tingxue's immortal energy, then promptly passes out.

Looking at the sword that has practically thrown itself into his arms, Jiang Tingxue raises an eyebrow. “How could I pass up a treasure that comes right to my door?”

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The little sword spirit sneaks out to eat spirit fruit, only to be caught red-handed by a certain old fox.

Qingyue munches on a fruit and watches him. Seeing Jiang Tingxue gaze at him with increasing intensity, Qingyue holds out another fruit. “Here. You can't say I'm keeping it all to myself.”

Jiang Tingxue takes his wrist, a smile playing on his lips. “Actually... the one I want to eat... is someone else.”

Later, Qingyue clutches his lower back, eyes brimming with tears. “Help! Somebody save me! Someone's trying to eat a sword!”

“Sweetheart, darling, why are you running? We sword cultivators are supposed to treat our swords like our wives!”

Extra scene

Qingyue reclines on the couch and beckons Jiang Tingxue over with a finger. When he comes closer, Qingyue teases him with a smile. “Master, master, guess which puppy can run faster?”

Jiang Tingxue looks at him with an inscrutable smile and says nothing. Qingyue pouts. “Master, that's not fair. I'll tell you, then. It's you! See? I just beckoned, and you came running.”

“Is that so?” Jiang Tingxue looks down at the person lying on the couch. “But when I beckoned, you came too. So which one of us is the puppy?”