Fishing skills across the globe have plummeted ten thousandfold!
Other people tie their hooks into knots, smack themselves in the face with sinkers when they cast, and fish for three years without even touching a scale.
Me? I’m just an ordinary fishing streamer with maxed-out skills!
I tie a hook on the fly during a livestream and cast ten meters straight into the sweet spot. My three-mark float stays steady as a nail, and in ten minutes I catch a string of small tilapia and a two-jin carp!
My haters accuse me of faking it? The platform certifies me overnight, with all the effects turned up to the max!
Viewers complain the fish are too small? The QE Association offers a million to learn my techniques, the Huaxia Alliance offers a ten-million annual salary and a private fishing pond, and the American president calls internationally, offering me a hundred million to be its honorary president!
I stare blankly at the bucket of fish by my feet.
I’m just fishing. How did I end up getting the whole world involved?
