I broke down after working overtime late at night, so I rented a grandpa for 9.9 Yuan.
He remembered that I was afraid of the dark when I was a child, and he knew the recipe for snacks from my hometown, so he managed to get rid of my boss who was making things difficult for me with just a few words.
I thought it was the antidote to a lonely life.
Until I discovered that all "shared grandpas" have the same habitual action.
Until my phone popped up a warning: [Violation exploration, the memory calibration program will be started.
Until I saw seven young people who looked similar to the "grandfathers" in old photos from the Republic of China.
The App's hidden terms read:
Service termination conditions: Confirmation of family lineage, or unexpected death of the customer.
Now, the doorbell rings again.
The old man smiling at me outside the door is a warm salvation after all...
Or a blood recycler from an ancient family?