
If You Want to Stay Alive, You Have to Be a Sycophant
要想活命,就得做舔狗
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 544k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Little System, You’re Pretty Great! You Keep Me Alive and Even Get Me a Wife小系统,怪好的!让活,还送老婆Former title · until Oct 2026
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Every couple of cps are so sweet and I like them so much. Although they have to do a task, the conditions for completing the tasks are very humane and there is no bad taste. 256 Is really a good system, and his host is also so sweet and beautiful.
Many cp types are in line with my preferences, and each article is also short. It is very friendly to people who don't like long stories and only like sweet things 😘 The CP at the beginning was about the protagonist and the mission object, which made me think that it was just like most time-traveling system novels. Until I started with the mission object BE, the CP began to become richer. I really recommend it, it's very beautiful, and it's not cliche 👍
Ahhhhhhh. Delicious delicious 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
The little mute who saw the veteran commented that except for the story about a school bully, everything else is good-looking, and the process of falling in love is also good-looking.
I like to see similar ones like this 👍 😘
I really like every world written by the author. Every world is beautiful.
Good looking blah blah blah
Super super super good-looking, very sweet, and have a good outlook on life It's super beautiful. Why do so few people watch it? Come on, I support you.
It's super, super pretty, so pure love, ahhhhhhh it's so pretty (♥∀♥)
The writing written by the author is really sweet, and each CP has various ways of sweetening it.