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If You Want to Stay Alive, You Have to Be a Sycophant

要想活命,就得做舔狗

by The Eternal, Undying Parallax Monster (永恒不朽的视差怪)

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  • Little System, You’re Pretty Great! You Keep Me Alive and Even Get Me a Wife小系统,怪好的!让活,还送老婆Former title · until Oct 2026
261Chapters
822Reads
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