[Nonsensical comedy + unhinged antics + laid-back heroine + self-deluding hero + sweet romance and feel-good wish fulfillment]
Jiang Ning, from a zombie apocalypse, transmigrates into the unlucky girl her whole family has packed off to bring good fortune to the fearsome Prince Regent.
Her stepsister, reborn, steals her fiancé, the top-scoring candidate in the palace examinations, then fake-cries and says, “Sister, the prince may kill without batting an eye, but you're going there to enjoy a life of luxury.”
Jiang Ning: “Want me to give you that ‘blessing’ instead?”
The entire capital is waiting for Jiang Ning to be carried out of the prince's estate feet first.
But
On her wedding night, she uses the Prince Regent, who is pretending to be ill, as a body pillow and drools all over him in her sleep.
On her first visit home after the wedding, she kicks her trashy father flying and clears out the storeroom on her way out.
When her scheming stepsister provokes her, Jiang Ning goes on a rampage and runs her down. “As long as I have no shame, you can't guilt-trip me!”
Rumor has it that Prince Regent Xie Wang is gloomy and violent, and has lost all five senses.
Until one day, someone sees the haughty prince carefully peeling grapes for Jiang Ning and coaxing her softly: “Ningning, you must be tired from all that scolding. Have some melon to soothe your throat before you carry on.”
[Bonus Scene]
A guard rushes in, horrified. “Your Highness, the princess just slammed an assassin into the wall with one hand! She said he was interrupting her meal!”
Xie Wang looks heartbroken. “Nonsense! My Ningning is too delicate to look after herself. That wall must have attacked first!”
Reading Guide:
1. A lazy warrior heroine with the strength of a diamond-bodied Arhat, the tenth-level master of unhinged antics × a deranged Prince Regent who is a master of convincing himself
2. The overall tone is nonsensical, unhinged comedy, a simple light novel with zero regard for logic
It's pretty, pretty funny. Jiang Ning, the heroine who has traveled through time in the zombie apocalypse He does things neatly, takes revenge when he has a grudge, and never forces himself when he can. He takes revenge easily and goes crazy when things happen. Compared with his reborn stepsister Jiang Xue, he is also super capable and greedy for money and sex. The male protagonist is also very good at giving thanks and dotes on the female protagonist. His stepsister Jiang Xue has a good hand, but she was beaten to pieces and was reborn lonely. Jiang Yuandao is not only a phoenix man, but also a destitute man. He also needs to set up a memorial arch and interpret the ultimate scumbag to the extreme. Using the huge amount of property brought by his wife to buy an official position, marrying a step-in-law and raising a younger wife, and then raising the daughter born by his wife as a straw, he even thought of selling the daughter to change his future. Gee, this operation is simply a textbook in the world of scumbag men! I really feel sorry for the heroine and her mother. Although the heroine's mother was injured after giving birth to the heroine and died of depression, I always feel that her death was unclear. The heroine's biological father has not yet made it clear. The biological mother is Princess Yunle, the only daughter of the cruel prince of the former Daliang royal family. Princess Yunle's sworn brother Gu Yunlan did not explain clearly to the heroine Jiang Ning in the end! Fortunately, it has a happy ending! Brainless, cheerful, pretty good!
Although the heroine is greedy for money, lustful and loves to eat delicious food, I somehow feel that the heroine is joyful, humorous, wise and foolish, and indescribably powerful. The male protagonist has a strong sense of self-strategy, and there are no ups and downs in their love. They know each other and stay with each other for this life, maybe the next life, and the next life. One of his sons was also a strongman. The entourage around me is pretty good. Nice.
It's quite good to watch, humorous, the female protagonist is a money addict and a foodie, her revenge is super cool, the male protagonist is domineering and dotes on his wife to no end, it's a great and perfect ending.
Not bad and pretty (❁´ω`❁)
I just like this type of novel, I really like it, I hope the author writes more 🙂 🙂
It's a nice short story. Although the heroine is a bit unreliable, she is still very kind. I just like the hero's self-strategy, it's very funny and the ending is perfect.
The heroine is crazy and a powerful foodie
Easy short article. Good.
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