After transforming into the emperor's grandson Zhu Xiongying, I decided to be an anti-involution pioneer.
While other emperors and grandsons were dancing after hearing the rooster, I was inventing the beanbag.
While other princes were vying for power, I established the "Salted Fish Health Association."
Until one day, Zhu Yuanzhang took me to Fengtian Palace and said, "I heard that you built something called an 'air conditioner'?"
I shrank my neck: "Grandpa Huang, how about... Try the popsicle eating session first?"