After Binding to the Social Death System, the Campus Belle Says I’m the Cutest

[Secondhand embarrassment + everyday life + one heroine + comedy]

[I was bound to the most infuriating System in history.]

My missions aren’t to save the world. Every day, I have to humiliate myself in front of the entire school.

Sing “Love Transaction” and breakdance at an awards ceremony, recite domineering-CEO fiction in a local dialect at the library, dress up as the “God of Pepper-and-Pork Stir-Fry” and perform a prayer dance in the cafeteria...

My diploma is paid for entirely with public executions of my dignity.

The whole school treats me like a joke, except her.

Su Xiaonuan, the campus beauty who always sits quietly reading in a corner, catches my eye every time I’m cringing so hard my toes curl.

Later, blushing, she asked for my WeChat and whispered to me:

“The way you earnestly make a fool of yourself... is so adorable.”