Li Jierui's rule of life is: As long as I lie flat enough, life will not be able to kill me.
It's a pity that his parents, who were highly professionally aware and took advantage of him to save drama, "sacrificed" him to society at the age of ten.
At the age of twenty-four, Li Jierui accidentally downloaded an APP called [All Heavens and Worlds Pin Goods], and from then on he embarked on the path of no return of "free prostitution".
"Ding! The order you initiated for the 'Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms' was successful. Since your friend 'Beggars Clan Senior HR' refused free shipping, this exercise has mutated into the 'Eighteen Insect-Subduing Palms' (Note: It is fatal to arthropods and only has an anti-itching effect on humans)."
"Ding! Because your credit score is too low, the system has forcibly deducted your 'sense of shame'. Please choose between streaking or ascending on the spot."
Facing the vixen who wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination, the retired God of War who was addicted to square dancing, and the poisonous tongue app that was ready to uninstall the host at any time, Li Jierui gave out his soul cry:
"Author, this script is wrong, I want to return it!"
