
Being a Melon-Eater, You Actually Have to Wash Your Eyes
做个吃瓜群众,居然还要洗眼睛
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- Completed
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- 1.3M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 1mo ago
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Explore more →Midnight Hammer Bed Series, Funny, Funny, yet Elegant (Male Channel)
600,000+ Books I Am Reading, at Least 55,000,000
At least 600,000 if rounded off! Even if you like the lower one, don't put it in. Thank you (*'▽'*)♪ After looking at it for a while, you can see that there are only a few million, and the range of 600,000 is a big circle.
A Magical Book, Easily Addictive. There's No Ending Unless It's Really Exciting ٩(
I Want to See More Heroines Come In
The harem includes but is not limited to time travel, rebirth, officialdom, entertainment circle, system, licking the dog gold, ancient times, cultivating immortals, and urban martial arts harem.
Let's Have Some Funny System Articles. Is There Anyone Who Doesn't Pee in the Whole Process?
I would like to read a book similar to "The Street Stall Sales at the Beginning".
It's Empty, It's Empty, the Harem Is Empty, High Quality Recommendation
I want to read a book similar to "The Goddess's Close Guard".
Fighting for the Wind and Jealousy, Shura Field, Always Dripping with God😍😍
Want to watch something like "It's Over!" The book "Renzong is Surrounded by the Yandere Ex-Girlfriend (Renzhong Attack Plan)".
I Want to See My Half-Sister Doting on Her Younger Brother
I No Longer Have the Desire to Read, This Is the Ultimate Book Shortage, All Taoist Friends Who Are Not Powerful Are Not Allowed to Enter.
I feel like novels can no longer impress me.
Multiple Heroines, Cool Writing
Please Recommend Harem Articles
Please recommend this harem story. I have read it before but forgot the title. I vaguely remember that the heroine's surname is Su and the male protagonist's surname is Zong. Please recommend me. 😍😍😍
Shura Field + Multiple Heroines + High Scores
I want to see content similar to "What to do if you have more and more ex-girlfriends".
It's 2026, and the 2025 Book Is Finally Ready. I Recommend It Quickly.
Are There Any Love Stories About Mature and Gentle Older Sisters?
Wife Regret Series
Want to watch something like "I admitted the wrong person at the beginning, and I became my ex-girlfriend's brother-in-law?" Content.
Are There Any Books Where the Main Character Is a Bitch, a Strict Henpecker, and Henpecked? Please Recommend.
If You Want to Read Invincible Casual Articles, Please Don't Pretend to Be Cool ('M'*)
I want to read books like "Live Broadcast: Daily Healing in the Underworld, I am Bai Wuchang". Similar to The Daily Life of the Immortal King, don't be deliberate and brainless, and the writing style should be good (The Daily Life of the Immortal King is an urban fantasy novel). Some races try to have better relations. The previous plot
My Sister Controls My Brother and My Brother Controls the Book.
Please pamper your sister. My sister also likes my brother very much.
A Golden Bell with an Iron Shirt, a Wild Man and a Muscular Giant
Dear Friends, My Harem Is Empty. Can You Recommend Any Books to Me?
I understand everything
Looking for a Book with Nice Pictures
Multiple Heroines, Urban Novels Are Daily Warm
I haven't been reading for a long time, so I recommend it.
Looking for a Book That Satisfies "Invincibility + Boss + Multiple Protagonists/females"! ! !
The main character of the protagonist is a sense of oppression. You can pamper your wife and others, but you must not be a soft-boiled protagonist. You can be humorous, but don't be funny.
Please Give Me More Good Books with Female Protagonists, Campus, and Youth Series.
I want to read a book similar to "I Became a God of Study in Campus by Relying on the System to Get a Permanent Certificate". Hard-working type, golden fingers are optional, high-sugar campus culture


















































































































I pushed, I pushed this book hard. It is the most exciting book I have read this year. It was a blast throughout! ! The author is also a big girl who understands men better than us men [laughs] [like], and the character of the protagonist is not the kind who likes to pretend to be a pig or eat a tiger, and only pretends to be cool after being wronged. The character is very neat, and it is refreshing to read. There are no big poisonous points in the whole text, and it is very comfortable to read. The author's introduction also interacts with the readers throughout the text, and listens to any opinions. It is simply a breath of fresh air in the author circle! Moreover, the author's full text is accompanied by pictures, which are always beautiful [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration] To sum up, the book is good, the author is good, and I am even better. I can't read a novel without turning on the manual 10 times [full] [full] [full] [please savor it]
Not bad, there are no poisonous spots in front of me, and I can drive! The most important thing is that the author is Dahuang Yatou. No matter how much I say, why not come in and take a look. The content is rich and exciting~ It's so addictive [laughing]
It's ok. Come on, author. It's a qualified and enjoyable article. The male protagonist is not too supervising and eats meat quickly. The most important thing is that the food he eats is good meat. Living in the real world is tiring enough. Reading a novel will definitely make you feel better. The author remembers it. How to feel good.
1. Written by Dahuang Girl 2. Although it is a harem novel, so far each heroine has her own characteristics and is helpful to the protagonist in one area now or in the future. There is no vase or marginalization. 3. Pure and refreshing writing, not aggrieved, slaps in the face without skipping a chapter, and revenge on the spot if you have any grudges 4. Although there were a lot of comments from passers-by or live broadcast barrages in the early stage, there are a few conspicuous ones that have become the characteristics. Without those few comments, there would be no soul [laughing and crying]
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It is indeed a relatively novel existence in Shenhao's novels, and it is a situation where both old and new people exist. The female author drove and felt so happy~ Oh ❤ oh oh oh~~~~❤ oh oh ~ oh oh ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Oh❤ Oh oh oh~~~~❤Oh oh ~ohoh ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Oh ❤ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from the snaps out there. Support female authors! ! This baby will definitely be tempted to click on the red dots when he sees them [laughing evilly]
I have looked for a lot of great novels, and I personally feel that this one is the most suitable for me. It will never be false, the protagonist is interesting enough, ruthless enough, not overbearing, humorous enough, and not so much pretentious. Unlike other great novels, two and a half of the three chapters are just pretentious! Don't worry about cultivating immortals or zombies later. Having a martial artist is enough. It would be even more perfect if the daughter is neat and tidy.
It's very cool, a standard urban cool article, no twists and turns, just cool! The car speeds up and the tower allows takeoff! There are really many author pictures and sources [face covering], and the author is also active, which is very interesting. Female authors are just different! What I write is so fast that it flies off [face covering]
Five-star reviews: It's good. If you like Little Liu Bei and it's quite funny, you can check it out. Based on this development, it used to be quite good. The main character, San Guanzheng, has a vivid and vivid character portrayal. If you have any questions, you can tell the author. The author is lively and smart and listens to readers' suggestions.
After reading Chapter 28, the protagonist has an above-average IQ and a positive outlook on life, and the supporting characters are quite funny and complimentary. The overall plot is smooth and looks very comfortable and joyful. I haven't found any disgusting elements of pseudo-humanities for the time being. I recommend it! !
There is nothing poisonous about this book, but it is also a bit fun. The female protagonists are well portrayed and have their own characteristics. The gentle and virtuous Suru, the pure and playful Ruyan Emperor, the weak and inferior Chu Weiwei... The author has the most positive reviews I have ever seen, and she is a girl, with first-class driving skills [laughter] The protagonist is a soul-wearing character at first, but later changed to wearing one, so there is no poisonous point. The protagonist has super endurance and online strength. He will be a bit soft-bodied in the early stage and should be very strong in the later stage, with some ancient martial arts. I'm still reading it later and will evaluate it later. The author is Liu Bei, and he is indeed a big yellow girl [laughing evilly]. The pictures posted at the end of each chapter are very beautiful, and they are all the kind that can kill me [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] It's not the kind that every woman wants, the kind where the protagonist is ruthless, decisive, and takes revenge all night long.
It's a very interesting book, with a tight pace, and the interactions with the heroines are written very naturally. The live broadcast scene is also very interesting, and the author is also actively interactive. There are 4-5 updates a day. It's hard to find such an author. Come on, come on [punch out] [punch out].
Hahaha, he is also a great writer of fun. He also eats meat very quickly. However, the author can learn to polish the communication between male and female characters. It's okay to slap faces and pretend to be x. Just don't make some words too embarrassing. Now it looks good overall.
I just finished reading it. As of the latest chapter, there are no obvious problems. It just has the flavor of ancient urban writing. If you can accept it, it's pretty good.
It's good-looking, at least it's not toxic after reading it so far!
There is no boring revenge, pretending to be slapped in the face, beating the younger one before the older one comes. This kind of link, ordinary daily life + a small amount of jokes + love + driving plots make up this book, it is very interesting~
It's a very enjoyable novel, but it's a bit lacking. Try your best, Saonian.
It's good to watch, although the plot is a bit cliche, the emotional description is a bit greasy, and the heroine is basically a classic character, but at least the girl is picked up quickly and without making a fuss, there is no awkward Shura scene, and the car is driven fast, and there won't be many plots of "appearing to be a harem, but actually being a eunuch". I have read more than a hundred chapters, and I hope the author can be more sensitive to numbers, such as the top ten school beauties, and Liu Ruyan's sisters. For many readers of harem novels, it would be a pity not to accept it, and it would be too redundant to accept it. I don't want the existence of the female protagonists who have been accepted to become less and less. In addition, the author can make a fuss about live broadcasts and try other tracks. If it only accepts girls to make money, the life of the novel will not be too long.
The writing is very good. Each character has his or her own personality. The plot is my favorite type. The author doesn't treat us as outsiders, haha. I really like the pictures in it. I also like the author's code words.
This one looks comfortable, unlike the other one. It was the first time for a girl. Then she saw that she had fallen to third place in the middle of the night, so she ran out to take the order [awkward laugh] In the end, she didn't go back until almost noon, and the girl didn't care either😓
Highly recommended. It is not a traditional Dragon King novel, but occasionally there are some similar plots, but because it is only occasionally, it is not awkward and it is very enjoyable. It has a martial arts realm but not a fantasy and immortality. At present, it seems to be half of Jin Yong's martial arts. In reality, it is reasonable, and the plot is not substandard. Basically every chapter I have thought that the plot will not have too many watery words, and the harem plot is also relatively good. It does not overuse the harem. At least everyone's emotional line has been described. Except for the first one, which is a bit sudden, but the follow-up also develops feelings, there is no such situation as the harem is completed in the early stage and the person is not found in the later stage. The key point is that there is no ambiguity about eating meat. It is still the same as in the beginning for hundreds of chapters, and the first person to eat meat is very early. In short, this book is quite enjoyable as a harem god bold novel, but it is not as embarrassing as the early Dragon King. I give it a five-star personal rating, between 9.0 And 9.2. It is highly recommended. It's over, and I've made it all the way here. I still highly recommend it. As I said, it's over and done with. Although it's a throwaway, it's not to the point of throwing away all your brains. The rare thing is that it doesn't have a bad ending. Although it's a strong ending at the end, it's not a cliffhanger ending. Hey, there are many books on the bookshelf that are either broken or unfinished. Just a good ending can give it five stars. The plot is mediocre in terms of writing, at least the narrative is okay, it is easy to read, and the revenge on the enemy is refreshing. It has a charging time but it will not be too long and will not make the readers too anxious. However, the last few chapters should be intended to wrap up. The acquisition of the girl is a bit hasty. Other than that, there are no bad points. There may be some minor flaws but they are harmless. It is finished. Five stars encourage the author. I wish the author will keep up the good work and the subsequent works will be awesome. Come on, big sister of crab roe cake! ! !
It's not bad. There are no poisonous points so far, it's funny, it drives fast, and it captures a beautiful young woman in more than 20 chapters. The author's writing style has improved! The author has read your book before, but he didn't realize that you are actually Uncle Liu Huang, 666
What female authors write is different. I have read several books where female authors write male videos. It's really Liu Bei! Not bad, not bad [thinking] I am also a greedy girl, right? [Laughing]
To be honest, it has been a long time since I saw the update button for modern romance novels. I didn't want to write a review, but considering the author's fine writing skills, the foreshadowing of the relationships between various characters in the article, the somewhat blunt scene transitions, and the frequent selfies, I decided to write a review after thinking about it. First of all, this article cannot be said to be the most outstanding among its kind, but please rest assured that it is not poisonous at all and you can read it to the end. Secondly, the protagonist in the article and his state of mind, strength, and the growth and expansion of the entire family group (please forgive me for using this word), the overall connection is still smooth, relatively speaking, there is a desire to read on. Furthermore, I have to say that the writing style of the female author is relatively delicate, and the descriptions of many details and words are just right, giving people a stunning feeling. Finally, the author has updated a lot of selfies (I default to selfies for the pictures), so you can rest assured. I actually went to a karaoke last night and drank a small beer [laughing evilly] For the sake of updating Chapter 4... Remember to call me next time.
It's so good, it's so good. I stayed up all night to read the latest one. The author, a big yellow girl, writes so well [smile] [smile] [smile]. The character design of the protagonist and all aspects of his behavior are also very comfortable. Basically, there are small benefits at the end of the chapter (although he always gets stabbed in the back) [face-covering] [face-covering]
The book is very interesting, and the emotional line is very reasonable in Tomato. The male protagonist is smart and has emotional intelligence, and the female protagonist currently has her own characteristics. It is a very good book. Come on, sister, the author, and strive to bring out the child as soon as possible [please take a closer look]
The protagonist of Long Aotian's version. It's a one-stop show of pretending to be cool and slaps in the face. It's really exciting. The routines are all old routines. The protagonist appears when the heroine is in trouble, and then a set of operations are put together. Goldfinger delivers food to get money, and you get skills to solve hidden tasks.
It can be said to be a very good novel. It doesn't seem to be toxic at the moment, and the overall look is very harmonious and comfortable. There is no lack of some exciting points, that is, the development of multiple female protagonists. I hope the author will stop it. Otherwise, like other novels with multiple female protagonists, it will be a pity that the presence of the female protagonist who was well created in the past will plummet, and then it will be boring.
A very good quality urban system article. The author has clear ideas and reasonable logic. It is fun to read but not brainless. He is also picky about collecting harems and does not collect them randomly. The author spends time reading comments every day and comprehensively reads the suggestions effectively.
👍👍👍Wonderful! I really want to write more comments, but I have limited talent and knowledge and can only go around the world with one sentence. I have used the meaning of the square character to the extreme, which fully explains the breadth and depth of the Chinese language!