Avengers: Please, Let the Old Man Finish His Tai Chi

[Invincible] [System] [Marvel] [Scheming] [No Saintly Savior]

One moment, he was practicing tai chi in the park. The next, he was on the battlefield in New York. Li Weiguo, a sixty-year-old retiree, woke up to find he had transmigrated into Marvel, and even loaded three max-level templates: Emperor Armor, Oma Zi-O, and Decade!

The Chitauri invade? He strolls through the middle of the battlefield with his hands behind his back, and every attack that gets near him vanishes automatically.

Loki tells him to kneel? He slaps him right back. “Didn't your parents teach you how to speak to your elders?”

Thanos snaps his fingers? Li Weiguo raises his thermos, and with a single thought, the Infinity Gauntlet turns into scrap metal. “Young man, are you here to enforce family planning? Show me your referral letter.”

All Li Weiguo wants is to drink tea, go fishing, and enjoy a few peaceful days. Unfortunately, there are always idiots who insist on disturbing his retirement.

The Ancient One: “I can't see his future, because he can erase it with a wave of his hand.”

Thanos: “I... I am inevitable... He... He won't even let me finish!”

Li Weiguo: “I told you, don't bother me. I just want some peace and quiet.”