"Xiao Kui, after signing this competition agreement, you will not be allowed to join an Internet company within two years."
The five-year options were reset to zero, and Zhou Xiaokui left the Nasdaq bell-ringing scene with the cardboard box in hand.
"Ding! Trigger side mission: Make the former boss queue for three hours just to buy a steamed bun."
Step one: Use heat maps to lock in the golden triangle and accurately harvest offline traffic.
Step Two: Launch the "Late Night Comfort Package" and make programmers all over the city go crazy for it.
Step 3: Establish the "Sunflower Entrepreneurship Fund" to specifically recruit geniuses who have been optimized by big companies.
The former boss looked at his company's plummeting stock price, and then looked at Zhou Xiaokui's cover of Time Magazine.
Former boss (humble): Xiaokui, the company needs you, come back and be a VP.
Zhou Xiaokui (calm): Sorry, my bun shop is preparing to reverse acquire you.
(Raises eyebrows) "When you laid me off, didn't you say that Baozi could raise one billion yuan?"
