Playing Two Roles: the Whole Internet Is Knocking Me and My Cp

[System + double vest + women's clothing + copywriting + all staff Dihua + hilarious] As a former trainee who was blacklisted by the entire Internet, Jiang Che awakened the [Almighty Best Actor System]. In order to earn "extreme emotional points" to treat his sister's illness, he decided to play a big game! [Large size: Jiang Bai] A guitar and a song "Relief of Sorrow", he is the most heart-wrenching "God of Pure Love" on the Internet. Fans cried: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Jiang Bai is so miserable, his ex-girlfriend is really not a human being!" [Trumpet: Jiang Xiaocha] With her stunning fake voice and divine makeup, she is the most venomous "Tea Appreciator Queen" on the Internet. Lian Mai PK: "A man like Jiang Bai who can only cry? You won't even talk about it!" So, the whole network exploded! Jiang Bai's fans attacked Jiang Xiaocha crazily, and Jiang Xiaocha's rich brother vowed to ban Jiang Bai. Seeing the soaring popularity of the two accounts, Jiang Che laughed like a pig in the rental house: "That's right, scold me harder! This is all money!" Until one day, the system issued a task: [Please let the two accounts officially declare their relationship] Jiang Che was dumbfounded: "I'm falling in love with myself? How the hell can I act like this??" ... The day the truth was revealed, the entire network collapsed: "Repay me the reward money I saved by not eating!!" "So I've been practicing CP for half a year, but I'm actually suffering from schizophrenia alone??"